If Wiener becomes a registered sex offender for Tweeting out his wiener to a 17 year old girl?

He will probably just change his first and second name, to Oscar and Myer. Everybody loves "Oscar Myer Wiener". I have noticed that for the last century, that that the Democrats have had more infidelities then the Republicans. But, when Democratic men commit adultery, it's with women. When Republican men commit adultery, it's usually with men or little boys.